Bad Eggs

Xander: "I resent that!" Giles: "..." Xander: "Or possibly thank you." Xander: "Can I just say, 'Gyughhh!!!'?" Buffy: "I see your 'Gyughhh' and raise you a 'Nyaghhh!!!'"


Xander: "I mean, what kind of a future would she have really had with him? She's got two jobs: Denny's waitress by day, Slayer by night. And Angel's always in front of the TV with a big blood belly. And he's dreaming of the glory days when Buffy still thought this whole creature of the night routine was a big turn-on." Willow: "You've thought way too much about this." Xander: "No, no, that's just the beginning. Have I told you the part where I fly into town in my private jet and take Buffy out for prime rib?" Willow: "Xander." Xander: "And she cries?" Cordelia: "I know, you were too busy rushing off to die for your beloved Buffy. You'd never die for me." Xander: "No, I might die from you. Does that get me any points?" Cordelia: "No." Xander: "Come on, can't we just kiss and make up?" Cordelia: "I don't wanna' make up. But I'm okay with the other part." Xander: "Whoa, whoa! I...I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan." Xander: "Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour and wear something" Cordelia: "Well, does looking at guns make you wanna' have sex?" Xander: "I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna' have sex."


Willow: "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO." (about Xander) Larry: "I'm gay. gay." Xander: "I heard you the first time."

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